Anonymous asked: Are you like pro palestine?
I’m pro-babies not dying.
I’m pro-kids not dying.
I’m pro-mothers not dying.
I’m pro-people not being used as human-shields and therefore NOT DYING.
I’m pro-kids not having to run away from bombing attacks and then being murdered by another bombing attack.
I’m people not fucking being murdered because they are different from someone else.
it’s not about being pro-palestine or anti-palestine.
Does that answer your question?
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand
mine already does
Iconic Disney characters gender bended.
Ariel, Cruella, Maleficent, Pocahantas, Elsa, Ursula, Aurora, and Snow White as guys. Hades and Jack Frost as girls.
I AM SO TURNED ON
Okay you guys so I was in Australia for the first time last week visiting my sister and I was wearing her Sea Shepherd hoodie because winter and we were in a bar and this older scruffy looking dude looks at the hoodie and goes “you into conservation?” and I say “yea” cause I didn’t understand and then he says “yeah fuck Tony Abbott, eh?” and walks away and I think that sums up my week in Australia.
On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
Once my mother put off taking me to the hospital for two days because she thought I was getting my period, when in fact I had a tumour on my almost exploding appendix. Cool.
that is wild man..
so i was taking a bath
a bubble bath to be specific
i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened
crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something
so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad
and i drained my tub
i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement
and i am greeted with this
i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE
my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake
me on my way to steal your man
Damn Honey forget my man take me