if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
"tired" isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.
I’m going to murder you a thousand times.
They will see us waving from such great heights
Come down now, they’ll say
But everything looks perfect from far away
Come down now but we’ll stay
30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…
I was walking around yesterday and I had sunglasses on — and I hate wearing sunglasses because I think it’s really pretentious, but it was sunny, so I wore sunglasses — and someone recognized me when I had sunglasses on! That was really scary, but I found it really cool as well, I was like, “Hey, you recognized my eyebrows! Yay!”